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\nDue to excessive skulking you now feel\na hand on your shoulder...\n\nA security guard has spotted you as you skulked (you idiot you should have just acted casually!) too much and drew attention to yourself.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[[...|jail]]

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//do the right thing Rocky...//\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<<timedinsert 4s>>[[LEAVE THE FUCKING KID BEHIND!|theend]]<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 5s>>[[NO! THIS IS MY LIFE!|regret]]<<endtimedinsert>>

Maybe you too should have started a\nband just like Andrea?\n\nNothing wrong with Disco, but few have\nescaped jail by dancing...\n\n[[back|box]]

You are Rocky Barbato, an ex porn star.\nYou have had sex with a lot of women.\n\nIt was your day job.\n\nJust as many others are plumbers or teachers,\nyou were an actor that had sex on film.\n\nSome days you thought:\n\n"this is my JOB!"\n\nothers:\n\n"THIS is my job?"\n\nBut now...you're [[retired|rw2]].

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\n\n...near the fruits and veggies a dad has lost\nhimself in his mobile phone...the kid has even wandered\noff from the sister who sits in a stroller nearby...\n\n\n[[GRAB THE CHILD!|run]]\n[[skulk some more|skulk3]]

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You are here.\n\nAll you gotta do is pass the border.\nYou know you can't go back...\nNeither to your life, nor to possible jail time.\n\nYou can be PABLO el PENE an live in Tijuana!!\n\nIn the back the kid has stopped sobbing.\nExhausted by the trip, just like you.\n\n\n[[bring the kid|theend2]]\n[[let the kid go|theend]]\n\n@@opacity:0.5;<<timedinsert 10s>>//one can learn to adjust and to love.//\n//can one also forget and forgive?//\n//fuck...//<<endtimedinsert>>@@

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<<if $shower and $rectum>>\nEven though you've taken a shower you feel a bit dirty as you watch one of many //Rectum Ranger// movies. The total is up to 34 by now and you starred in 11 of them - as the hero named //The Human Butt plug//!\n\nNot feeling like a hero anymore unfortunately.\nNot even like a guy who "saves" rectums.\nWell you didn't always "save" rectums in the movies.\n\nIt's easy to fake that sort of thing doing it doggy style and filming facial expressions.\n\nIt was mere lies.\n<<else>>\nAfter filming one scene in //Rectum Rangers// you actually found shit on your penis. You've never showered for that long in your life since then.\n\nAnd now, as you sit there watching you and Savanna going at it you actually find a ketchup stain on your ball sack and you try to remember when was the last time you ate ketchup?\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $kitchen and $shower>>\n[[Your spunk reminds you of something else...|call]]\n<<else>>\n[[What to take care of now?|rw3]]\n<<endif>>

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The morning chores are done...\n\n[[but...|scab]]

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You open the door but surprisingly fast,\nIrving spins his desk chair around and\njust gives you a look that says:\n\n"Don't even try it!"\n\nYou slowly close it again and Irving\nturns, once again, towards his security cameras...\n\n[[back|jail]]\n

You take a look at the desk which contains:\n\n[[A pencil|pencil]]\n[[A coffee cup|cup]]\n[[An old computer|comp]]\n[[A stapler|stapler]]\n[[A photo of an old woman|woman]]\n\n[[back|jail]]

Tuna - low fat\nAvocado - good fat\nBell pepper - other good stuff (don't know what really)\n\nEating as ordered by the good Doctor.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou miss your burgers days...\n\n<<if $master and $shower>>\n[[You also miss something else...|call]]\n<<else>>\n[[What to take care of now?|rw3]]\n<<endif>>

You come to think of Savanna as you slowly\ndescend your elderly body towards your Lay-Z-Boy.\n\n[[Savanna Steele|savanna]]\n\nShe occupies your mind but hasn't really\nreminded you of her presence in a while.\n\n[[You and her (only) did three movies together|movies]]\n\n<<set $master = true>>

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The Sadness of Rocky Barbato

You escaped!!\n\nOn the parking lot you rush towards your vehicle when you \nstumble upon a mom and her two kids...\n\nNobody watches the kids as their mother packs her van with Tetris-like precision, filling it with food and other items needed in the modern day household!\n\n[[GRAB A KID!|flee]]

The garbage bin contain more or less\nnothing of value. Just some orange peel,\nnapkins, nine plastic coffee cups and a\nlottery ticket...\n\n[[back|jail]]

The pencil isn't sharp and Irving\nhave been chewing on it...\n\n[[back|desk]]

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Just an old picture of Irving's\nmom, or sister, or wife, or aunt?\n\nHard to tell...\n\n[[back|desk]]

Nobody thinks it weird or suspicious\nas someone passes by with a kid.\nNot even if you're an former porn star.\n\nThe security guard even nods to you, as if he were to say:\n\n"Good luck with your kidnapping Sir!"\n\n\n\nOhh I will...\n\n\n[[enter the van|flee]]

\n\n...in an aisle with cans of corn you spot\na child...the mother is preoccupied with her\ngrocery list...\n\n\n[[GRAB THE CHILD!|run]]\n[[skulk some more|skulk2]]

<<if $noise and $lax>>\n[[Pour|pour]] some laxative in the coffee\nwhen Irving is out of the room!\n<<else>>\nThe coffee cup contains steaming\nhot coffee with some milk in it...\n\nMaybe adding something more to it?\nBut Irving has ears like radar.\n<<endif>>\n\n[[back|desk]]

What now?\n\n[[Use laxative|laxcrack]]\n[[Use toy sword|swordcrack]]

You quickly press the "ON" button\nand throw the sword threw the crack\nand plays it casual as Irving walks out of\nthe room and stands just outside the door\nto try to see what the ruckus is all about...\n\n[[back|desk]]\n\n<<set $noise = true>>\n

You don't even wanna touch them...\n\n[[back|box]]

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<<if $shower and $gone>>\nA 60 second frenzy is all that's needed for you to require yet another shower. You pause, and thank your mom for having indoctrinated you when it comes to keeping the plastic on the furniture.\n\nEasy to just wipe it.\n\nYou fast forward to a certain scene:\nYou and Savanna, you play some kind of race driver and Savanna plays your wife just wishing you good luck before the race by having sex with you - don't know if it was acting from her side or if that moment when your eyes met was as real as you remember it...\n<<else>>\nSmegma is the dick's own dandruff. You are done in less than 60 seconds but you sit there in your own smegma, sperm, sweat and, suddenly, tears that really doesn't surprise you. //Hard-On in 60 Seconds// have always had that affect on you...\nThere's one scene with you and Savanna (something that WASN'T edited out) where your eyes meet...that was a nice day.\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $kitchen and $shower>>\n[[Your spunk reminds you of something else...|call]]\n<<else>>\n[[What to take care of now?|rw3]]\n<<endif>>

You try, very quietly, to see if you can open it.\n\nBut it's locked.\n\n[[back|jail]]\n

PaperBlurt

RECTUM RANGER\n@@font-size:150%;HEROES 19@@\n\n@@font-family:Metamorphous;font-size:15%;STARRING@@\n@@font-family:Metamorphous;font-size:35%;ROCKY BARBATO and SAVANNA STEELE@@\n@@font-family:rationale;font-size:30%;[[...|rectum2]]@@\n<<set $rectum = true>>

@@font-family:Concert One;Dusk is here.\nIt soothes the angst.\nHeading south towards Mexico...\nNot long until a new life\nawaits in a new country with a little\nheir to tag along.\n\n[[silent contemplation|moan]]@@

<<if $text>>\n@@color:#ECBE13;Satan: Yes?@@\nRocky: Hi i'ts...\n@@color:#ECBE13;Satan: Well, well, well. if it isn't the famous Rocky Barbato@@\nRocky: Yes it's me, but how did you know...?\n@@color:#ECBE13;Satan: Well GOD [[texted|text]] me@@\n<<timedinsert 2s>>Rocky: OK, um, so...how you've been?<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 4s>>@@color:#ECBE13;Satan: it's all good, but i guess you seek something more to life? But GOD has promised me ten souls just not to oblige you so i'm afraid i'm not gonna say yes no matter the deal.@@<<endtimedinsert>> <<timedinsert 8s>>\n@@color:#ECBE13;And you know i always like a good deal.@@<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 12s>>Rocky: i fucking hate GOD man.<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 14s>>@@color:#ECBE13;Satan: Yeah he's a major douche.@@<<endtimedinsert>> <<timedinsert 16s>>@@color:#ECBE13;Just for the fun of it... what did you want?@@<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 20s>>Rocky: A kid...<<endtimedinsert>>\n\n<<timedinsert 21s>> *CLICK* <<endtimedinsert\n\n\n\n<<timedinsert 23s>>[[Plan B|road]]<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedinsert 0.8s>>@@color:#ECBE13;Satan: Yes?@@<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 1.5s>>Rocky: Hi it's...<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 2s>>@@color:#ECBE13;Satan: Well, well, well. if it isn't the famous Rocky Barbato@@<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 5s>>Rocky: Yes it's me, but how did you know...?<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 7.5s>>@@color:#ECBE13;Satan: Well GOD [[texted|text]] me@@<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<endif>>

<<timedinsert 0.8s>>@@color:#ECBE13;God: Hello?@@<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 1.6s>>Rocky: Yeah hi...it's me<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 2.4s>>@@color:#ECBE13;God: Rocky?@@<<endtimedinsert>> <<timedinsert 3.8s>>@@color:#ECBE13;What do you want?@@<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 5s>>Rocky: i don't always want stuff when i call you, you know...<<endtimedinsert>><<timedinsert 8s>>how you've been?<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 10s>>@@color:#ECBE13;God: i got this rash that's driving me fucking crazy.@@<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 11s>>Rocky: Ok, yeah. So...<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 14s>>@@color:#ECBE13;God: You __DO__ want something, don't you?@@<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 16s>>Rocky: Yeah...<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 17s>>@@color:#ECBE13;God: i don't fucking believe it Rocky! i gave you everything: money, women, fame and a moderately big cock! i thought we had a deal!?! And now you want more?!@@<<endtimedinsert>> <<timedinsert 23s>>@@color:#ECBE13;You still owe me for when you got stuck in Germany...remember that one?!@@<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 25s>>Rocky: Of course i remember, but this time it's different becau...<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 26s>>@@color:#ECBE13;God: NO NO NO!! That's my final answer Rocky! i don't have the energy or the time to do this! i have a fucking galaxy to run.@@<<endtimedinsert>>\n\n<<timedinsert 28s>> *CLICK* <<endtimedinsert>>\n\n<<timedinsert 30s>>[[Well FUCK YOU, i don't believe in you anyway!|calls2]]<<endtimedinsert>>

<<if $master>>\nYour stomach is as flaccid as your penis.\nLacking any content, feeling empty.\n\nYou approach your fridge and you suddenly\nrealize that the more success you've gained\nthe emptier the fridge has been.\n\nWith an empty fridge you are too busy\nto find the time to cook.\n\nYour fridge is congested with food and beverages.\n<<else>>\nAs a mast without sail you follow the arrow\nprotruding from your pelvis.\n\nYou almost hit your penis with the fridge door as\nyou open it.\n\nThe penis itself withstands the cold\nbreeze and you take a moment in the kitchen\nsaluting your gender with a Superman pose just\nto feel that you matter (even if you truly now that you don't).\n<<endif>>\n\n[[Grab a snack|eat]]\n\n<<set $kitchen = true>>

A brown box stands on the floor right besides you.\nThe side says: "Returned items".\n\nIt contains:\n\n[[A hair brush|brush]]\n[[A toy laser sword with sounds|toy]]\n[[A pack of diapers|diapers]]\n[[A CD with The Andrea True Connection|cd]]\n[[A bottle of old laxative|lax]]\n\n[[back|jail]]\n

[img[http://corruptreality.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/aisle1.gif]]\n\n//<<timedinsert 0.8s>>A new flickering.<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 1.2s>>The modern day water hole.<<endtimedinsert>> \n<<timedinsert 1.6s>>May it pass by?<<endtimedinsert>> \n<<timedinsert 2s>>An aisle is an aisle.<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 2.6s>>Even security cameras have blind spots.<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 3s>>Where to start?<<endtimedinsert>>//\n\n<<timedinsert 8s>>[[Commence...|skulk]]<<endtimedinsert>>

How's throwing some laxative gonna help you?\n\n[[back|crack]]\n

The stapler seems busted...\n\n[[back|desk]]

//I do not in any way promote pornography, nor do I denounce it.\n\nThis game may be considered as NSFW due to references to gender, sex and pornography - but that depends on where you work.\n\nNo visually representations of nudity or sex appears in this game.\n\n\nWorks best in Chrome on a regular computer.//\n\n\n\n@@font-size:120%;[[ok|TITLE]]@@

...even though the life you've lived has given you plenty...\n\n...you seek more from your elderly existence\nas you live alone in the now deteriorating castle\nyou call "home"...\n\nSavanna is out of reach - you had your chance.\nBut sex isn't all in life!\n\nInstead there might be another way towards salvation...\n\n[[pick up the phone|calls1]]

There's nothing wrong with being regular,\nso you pick it up...\n\n[[back|box]]\n<<set $lax = true>>

[img[http://corruptreality.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/arriba3.gif]]\n\n\n\n\nthe end\n\n@@font-size:65%;(welcome to Mexico PABLO el PENE!)@@

<<if $master>>\nYou feel empty. //Done// one might say.\nA few drips from your penis mix with the shampoo and conditioner that already floats about in the cesspool at your feet.\n\nThe feet must be the only thing NOT cleaner after a shower.\nA lot of DNA could probably be found in this cesspool and you come to think about how many drops you've wasted...\n<<else>>\nYour morning erection exposes every crevasse that your wrinkled up\nbody hides within its saggy skin.\nEven though you - without noticing it at first - manage to hit the shampoo bottle with your wood, you still appreciate a good cleaning of the penis.\n\nA swift thought flies through your mind where you remember your endeavors with yoga - trying to get more flexible so you could pleasure yourself orally (of course nothing to brag about around friends).\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $master and $kitchen>>\n[[You come to think of another...thing|call]]\n<<else>>\n[[What to take care of now?|rw3]]\n<<endif>>\n\n<<set $shower = true>>

Chose which one to watch!\n\n@@font-size:40%;[[Schindler's Fist|fist]] | [[Hard-On in 60 Seconds|hardon]] | [[Rectum Ranger Heroes 19|rectum]]@@\n\n[img[http://corruptreality.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/vhs.png]]

You are here now - in the grocery store.\nThe drive didn't manage to change your mind\nabout getting a son or daughter.\n\nWhy should you walk alone?\nWho'll inherit the Barbato name's fortune, glory and respect?\n\n\nTo be fair you'll only grab a child from a parent with more\nthan one kid - then they'll have one left for solace.\n\n[[Begin to skulk|skulk]]

<<if $irving>>\nIrving comes back in the room.\nGives you a look with his evil eye.\nSits back down in his office chair.\nTakes a few sips of coffee and returns back\nto his security cameras.\n\nBut after a while Irving's stomach starts\nto protest against the old laxative now\nliving inside him.\n\nIrving bolts out the room...\n\n[[Sneak away|parking]]\n<<else>>You find yourself in an office. The security guard's office.\n\nThe security guard is a man called Irving (it says so on his name tag). He feels like a small man that sees himself as a deity\nduring 9-5 each day and then go home to his sad and quiet\nhome.\n\nThe room is rather spartanly decorated.\n\nA [[desk|desk]]\nA [[garbage bin|bin]]\nA [[file cabinet|file]]\nA [[box of returned items|box]] \nA [[door leading to freedom|door]]\n\nIn the middle of the room sits Irving with his back to you as\nhe monitors his precious security cameras.\n<<endif>>

You pour a lot of laxative\nin the coffee cup and sit back down.\n\n[[back|jail]]\n\n<<set $irving = true>>

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[img[http://corruptreality.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/savanna2.png]]\n\n\n\n[[...|master]]

\n\n\n<<timedreplace 2.5s>>"mom?"<<becomes>><<becomes>>"mom?!"<<becomes>><<becomes>>"mommy!?"<<becomes>><<becomes>>"dad?!"<<becomes>><<becomes>>"mooooom!!"<<becomes>>"daaaad!!"<<becomes>><<becomes>>"where's my parents?"<<becomes>><<becomes>>"are you gonna hurt me?"<<becomes>><<becomes>>"I want my mommy..."<<becomes>><<becomes>>(*quiet sobbing*)<<endtimedreplace>>\n\n<<timedgoto "border" 50s>>

[img[http://corruptreality.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/roadanim_new2.gif]]\n\n//<<timedinsert 0.8s>>An empty road.<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 1.2s>>Roaming - on the prowl.<<endtimedinsert>> \n<<timedinsert 1.6s>>A hunt/future in its infancy.<<endtimedinsert>> \n<<timedinsert 2s>>A thump was heard.<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 2.6s>>Not a cop in miles.<<endtimedinsert>>\n<<timedinsert 3s>>Maybe just let go?<<endtimedinsert>>//\n\n<<timedinsert 8s>>[[Almost there...|mall]]<<endtimedinsert>>

Even if you look good, you\nwon't escape jail...\n\n[[back|box]]